Shit happens (over levensbeschouwing)

Taoism: If you understand shit, it isn't shit
Conspiracy Theorism: THEY shit on us!
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Psycho Analysis: Tell me about your shit
Buddhism: Shit will happen to you again.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock Knock Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Sikhism: Leave our shit alone!
Amish : Modern shit is useless
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Atheism: I can't believe this shit
Suicidal: I've enough of this shit!
Shakepearean: to shit or not to shit, that is the question
Lawyers : For enough money, i can get you out of shit
Optimism: Shit won't happen to me
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Scientology: if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137
Einstein : Shit is relative
Materialism: Whoever dies with the most shit, wins
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Vegetarianism: if it happens to shit, don't eat it
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Americanism: Who gives a shit?
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Hip-Hop : Motherf*** this shiznit, beeatch!
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Cynicism: We are all full of SHIT!
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Disneyism : Bad shit doesn't happen here
Dog : I just shit in your shoe
Cat : Dogs are shit
Mouse : O shit, a cat!
Feminism : Men are shit.
Machismo : We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
New age: visualise shit happens
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism : Let's smoke this shit!
Stoicism: This shit is good for me
Satanism : SNEPPAH TIHS.
Existentialism: What is shit, anyway?
Shintoism: you inherit the shit of your ancestors
Acupuncturist: hold still or this will hurt like shit
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Mysticism: This is really weird shit
Voodoo : shit doesn't just happen, we made it happen
Wicca: you can make shit happen, but shit will happen
to you 3 times
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening
Nihilism: No shit